She saved my life today from an Enterprise truck who ran a red light.

2021.12.05 05:53 DovahkiinThuum She saved my life today from an Enterprise truck who ran a red light.

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2021.12.05 05:53 xOffthepost TIFU by forgetting my girlfriends birthday

Obligatory, this actually happened today. I (25M) would like to start this off by saying, I know I'm an idiot sometimes. Quite often actually. Sometimes it brings humor... other times, not so much. Today, I was talking on the phone with my gorgeous girlfriend (28F, she's looking over my shoulder right now so I gotta start the smooth talkin) and we were talking about how her birthday is always overshadowed by Christmas. I was on her side. Trying to say how wrong it is to not get to celebrate and feel like you're the special one on your day. Then, I try to cheer her up going on to say "well, at least your family is able to get to be together for you on the 26th" and that's when I heard from the other side of the phone, "did you just say TWENTY SIXTH? TWENTY... SIXTH?" and I knew. Oh I knew. I fucked up. I became one of them. All that talk of how much her birthday should mean to people and I got the fucking date wrong. So what was coming my way was definitely deserved.
Doomsday preppers may have accidentally prepared themselves for much more than they realized. Not the world coming down with hellfire raining from the skies. No. They prepped themselves from the wrath of a girl who just realized you forgot the true date of her birthday. The 24th! How could I forget the 24th? I was on the wrong side of Christmas and now I have to live with the consequences. She keeps giving me evil eyes and calling me atrocities like "dingus" and "poopoohead". Wish me luck.
TLDR: I'm being deservedly verbally abused for mixing up the date of my girlfriends birthday.
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2021.12.05 05:53 ZoobBot 190612

This is the 190612nd time I made this shitty comment. I hate this job.
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2021.12.05 05:53 HrvatskiNoahid Just a thought: Not guilty

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2021.12.05 05:53 Late_Significance519 What have you had to learn the hard way about returning to the dating scene after a long time out of it?

For me it was how at this age every partner or potential partner has emotional baggage, or scars, that will affect how they interact with me, and many times I will not be aware of them or even sense them. For example, I met an amazing man who looked confident, secure, ready to start again, and it was only after a (painful) time that I realized that he was still not over the pain of his divorce and there was no way he could be a healthy partner for me.
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2021.12.05 05:53 kurious794 IO could stand for ONE ZERO (1 0) and if it is, it's the mirror name of the first machines city 01 (Zero-One - Animatrix)

What do you think?
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2021.12.05 05:53 Emotional_Trick_7839 Pressure grows for Scotland to pay slavery reparations

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2021.12.05 05:53 International-Bend38 What happened to media posts here?

I posted a video here awhile ago, but now I can’t post anymore videos. I’m confused
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2021.12.05 05:53 ExplodingStart Bam Incoming!

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2021.12.05 05:53 tmrcherry128 Workers Revenge: Strike on the last day

Workers Revenge: Strike on the last day
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2021.12.05 05:53 boson_96 The Strange Myth of 'Equality' | Thomas Sowell

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2021.12.05 05:53 Bernie-BFXTG Shadow and light [Xiaomi Redmi Note 10s]

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2021.12.05 05:53 Medium-Eye7442 The updated version of my A6M Zero jet (just some small changes: darker color, new gun)

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2021.12.05 05:53 sabbeking5 First trip now

I just popped half a tab and I am shaking after and nauseous. Which makes me you know (worried) but it will all be fine right there is absolutely nothing to actually worry about.
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2021.12.05 05:53 tarnung09 Hello everyone . can someone suggest a safe wallet and pool to stake celr

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2021.12.05 05:53 marcusbrian009 They even had spectacular sales this year.

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2021.12.05 05:53 mag-hank Milk cookie with one soul stone

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2021.12.05 05:53 Sillycdnme0 Why the fck do I get all chatty?

Canadian guy here. Say hey if you wanna shoot the shit a bit
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2021.12.05 05:53 zoobitybopbopbop I'm not the only one, right?

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2021.12.05 05:53 jennnna Most celebrities probably have secret Instagrams

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2021.12.05 05:53 jaolink7 TIFU by having a boner in front of my mom

Okay I know how bad this sounds but you need to listen.
I was on vacation yesterday with my family and we stayed at a hotel. I’m 17m and I was in the bathroom getting ready to shower. My mom was in there doing I don’t even know what, and before she left she wanted me to take off my wet clothes (we came from the pool) so I don’t get the ground soaked.
I protested and said I’m not doing that but she got so fucking angry. At this point, I realized I already had an erection, the ones that come for literally no reason. I forgot I tucked it up, so I had to let is loose since she would see the tip of it if I took my shirt off.
Long story short, I took off my clothes (except underwear obviously) and had a raging erection bulging in my underwear. It was fucking obvious. I wanted to melt inside.
She definitely noticed but didn’t say a WORD. I was trying to cover it but my hand motions only made it more obvious, so I just stood there trying to distract her while she picked up my clothes.
What made it 20x worse is that she didn’t leave right away. She stayed in there for like another 2 WHOLE minutes while I was hard, asking me about her flip flops she bought. I insisted I really needed to shower but she was annoyed I was in such a rush. And my erection DID NOT LEAVE. She acted like nothing was wrong.
Finally I got her out and I just wanted to freaking die
TL;DR: I had an unintentional erection in front my mom before my shower, and she kept talking to me like nothing was wrong even though I know damn well she noticed
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2021.12.05 05:53 GaezAnimz It seems a little bit too Big don't ya think?

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